Ladies and men of more effete taste, especially liturgists, If you want regular guys back in Church stop torturing them.

He said: ‘I often walk into churches and they are like Laura Ashley showrooms with all these flowers and banners and tissues. Men just don’t feel comfortable with that.

‘Certainly, with the singing, I am fed up with singing these sentimental lovey dovey songs. On the football terraces we are very passionate, chanting and cheering, and we want more songs like that.

‘We want fewer girly songs.’

Amen, brother.

Try using the Dangerous Book for Men.

(I will get back to posting again.  These trips and the air(line)borne plagues that ensue sometimes get the best of me.  No, its not swine flue).