It Has Begun

All you conspiracy officianados may have a go at captioning this one:

25 thoughts on “It Has Begun

  1. I think it’s that “spirit of Vatican-II” I used to hear about when I was a kid!

    It’s been on backorder, but it’s finally arrived via air mail. It appears to be composed principally of sulfur & ashes.

  2. Yeah, well, hurry up with the transport. With the onset of winter, I’m beginning to grow weary in the garden. These shortening days are killing me!

  3. Well at least we remained undiscovered until after the election. It is now too late!!!! Barack will not be pleased with us. I should get back to reloading the top secret cretinizer discombobulation ray. We have already been able to target 56 million of you. Now for the rest. Bwahahahahaha!!

  4. What light? There was no light. Just go about your merry ways. There is nothing to fear.

    Father Angelo, um we need to “talk”.

    Father Angelo will not be returning from his duties in Austraila until further notice.

  5. But Skeet – we are not to show our tentacle…oops….I mean hand yet! I mean not until Father has finished shape-shifting and returned from Iapetus as Steve has unfortunately let slip! I tell you Barack will not be pleased with us. Now get on with your work. Some of the humans are already de-cretinized and questioning their votes.

  6. No Charles, Of course not.

    But who can resist the Iapetus thing. Just the idea that we have a death star in our very own galaxy. I just can’t get over it. Even the fact that it even looks like the death start is to good to pass over.

    In any case, everyone one loves a conspiracy. It’s just too fun.

  7. Wait, if my dad is an alien… then… that would make me … HALF ALIEN!!!!

    Wait, if I am half alien, do I still get social security? πŸ˜‰

  8. Gabrielle,

    If you’re an alien, you get more government money – so long as you vote democrat. The only way you won’t get free money is if you’re an english speaking white male of European descent (from earth.) But, judging what I know of Charlie, I think you were adopted. So you’re out of luck with the alien angle.

    By the way Father, remember to stop at the immigration office. They called and said your Iapetus green card has expired.

  9. In that case Father, you should be getting a big wad of cash from Obama. If you are an alien AND illegal it scores extra bonus points from Barach, also known on Iapetus as His Ingenuousness.

  10. Awww… at this point, I am sort of hoping that I wasn’t adopted. Mr. Steve has me looking forward to the extra cash!
    And yes, Father. I am thankful that I am in the minority. πŸ˜‰
    I suppose it’s something cool to tell my friends… “By the way, MY dad is from Iapetus…”

    Oh, and I have been doing some Iapetus family history research, and I actually think I may be RELATED to Obama, who is actually from Iapetus himself.

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